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Vacation Politics

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TAGS: pro bono vacationer
Rating: 4.82/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 24, 2017, 4:04 pm
RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 4:07 pm
Found out this was true. Hoping he tosses his hat into the ring. Paul 2016
RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:38 pm
Didn't know that
JGalt - January 19, 2014, 12:36 am
Huge PR- like when they sticke their hands in someone else's pocket to give someone a handout?
Cyberhagen - January 18, 2014, 1:52 pm
Oh no, this can't be right.. only liberals have compassion, right? And of course there's always huge PR when they do it.



THE OBAMA VACATION - 7 vacations in 1.5 years. Pretty soon we will have to refer to it as "The Obama Vacation" instead of The Obama Administration"

JOBS - they can wait till September

TAGS: bums government lazy vacation
Rating: 4.75/5

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RonaldReagan - December 13, 2013, 10:53 am
We are still waiting, Barry.

THE OBAMAS FEEL YOUR PAIN - Lavish vacation, his and hers private jets, all on your dime. Yes, they feel your pain.

" SUMMER HOLIDAY 2011, A 10 DAY VACATION, IN MID-LATE AUGUST AT MARTHA'S VINEYARD " - I’m ready to roll up my sleeves over the next several weeks and next several months.

NAVY SEAL TEAM 6 - Also managed to make Obama not look so inept for the first time in his presidency.....

The sequester grounded the Blue Angels -


OBAMA ISN'T WORKING - Lets try vacationing, golfing, fundraising, blamestorming, attacking, dividing, socializing, communizing, bankrupting, unemploying, embezzling, misleading, just to name a few other things


THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE - POTUS has a set of priorities that don't match Middle-Class American's priorities.

"NATION MUST SHARE..SACRIFICE" - Then lead by example. Even Jimmy Carter wore a sweater by the fireplace when he delivered that same message to us...

EMPTY CHAIR - Empty House... Clint was right....

TAGS: vacation
Rating: 3.75/5

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SABBATICAL - Bush spent 487 days (33%) of his entire presidency on vacation.

HAPPY NEW YEAR - To: the 99% From: the 1%

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE - The Economy can't stop Obama from vacationing- But Tropical Storm Irene sure did!

TAGS: v o t u s vacationer
Rating: 4.77/5

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" HAVE AIRFORCE TWO - WILL TRAVEL " - First lady Michelle Obama announced that she will travel to South Africa, she - and her mom, and her daughters


$250,000 MILLIONAIRES - Since Obama keeps referring to millionaires as making $250,000, no wonder we are trillions in the hole- he has no ability to count zeroes...

THE VACATION STIMULUS - we should have known all along that this was the real economic recovery plan...The Obama's spending lots of vacation money in various U.S. locales.

OBAMA SOUND BYTE - If Sarah can see Russia from her house, then I guess it can also be said that for Obama, we can see vacations from his house!


VOTE FOR OBAMA !!! - Moochelle needs 4 more years of vacations on your dime

FOUR MORE YEARS - So he can enjoy life while you suffer.

TAGS: how many vacations you get
Rating: 5/5

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simplegenius - October 31, 2012, 12:49 pm
the problem is even if he isn't in office he will run for senator of Illinois again and just chill in congress because they love him there. hopefully he won't have any pull, but he might do damage.

A CORPORATE WIFE - Has she spent $10 Million on vacations in the last year?

TAGS: michelle vacations
Rating: 5/5

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arnnatz - September 9, 2012, 11:35 pm
a bigger question is did she spend 10 million taxpayer dollars on vacations last year

PAIN - Daddy is waiting for those jobs the President promised.

BIKE ONE - peddling for green jobs

Since Obama likes golf and vacations -

$100M Obama vacation -

TAGS: obama vacation
Rating: 4.86/5

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JGalt - June 18, 2013, 6:38 am
its hardly a vacation when you take your whole staff with you to the Texas Ranch...its a "working" vacation, which is much different than the junkets under discussion here.
OTC - June 17, 2013, 11:10 pm
So Bush took vacations back home on the ranch, is Obama going home for his vacation this time?
Curlyrocks - June 17, 2013, 4:21 pm
I've always had trouble with the vacation debate. On one hand Bush did spend way more time on vacation then Obama, but when Bush was on vacation he was just jacken it at his ranch. It was cheap the gov didn't even need to hire some one to do the yard work

CHINA TO OBAMA ADMIN: “THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF BORROWING YOUR WAY OUT OF MESSES” ARE OVER . - Confucius say: He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

MILLI VANILLI, PART DEUX - If you watch these kids strum their guitars and match it to the music, its kinda like watching Barack pretend to be Commander-in-Chief


TAGS: no vacations
Rating: 4.38/5

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romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 1:23 pm
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 1:18 pm
Again: see 'adulthood'
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 1:17 pm
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 1:17 pm
Why don't you just actually try doing the things you say you're going to do? I promise you, you'll enjoy owning up to having some responsibility fof your words and actions. Sweet catharsis.
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 1:14 pm
So now you're going to claim that you didn't say: "It's probably best if I just ignore you (cranky) from now on." ? Is that how you're planning on defending yourself? By contradicting yourself?
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 12:36 pm
TRANSLATION: I could hide my thin skin if I tried. X-D
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 12:35 pm
TRANSLATION(arnnatz): Nothing pushes my b***ons more or makes me angrier than when Romneyisatool says "Translation"and proceeds to decimate me with his wit. So I'll respond to it and say how much it doesn't bother me..hoping they don't notice that it does
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 12:34 pm
see, i had you pegged exactly. Start with TRANSLATION and end with ignorance
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 12:33 pm
TRANSLATION: I don't hide my hypocrisy well... nor my temper tantrums. WAAAAAAAH! *cry like a baby*
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 12:31 pm
FAIL. Because "ignoring [libs] on the forums" makes sense if you won't do it on the comment board, right? HAHAHAHAHAHA Is that like saying,"I have a drinking problem, so I'm quitting booze! But beer, on the other hand..."LOL
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 12:30 pm
someone kicks their rocks and they stumble out into public. They haven't seen or conversed with a human for years and can only talk about themselves or use stupid lead-ins like "TRANSLATION" and then put something ignorant after the lead-in
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 12:29 pm
*being* = begin
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 12:27 pm
or being with comments like "TRANSLATION:" and follow it by ignorant and/or narcissistic statements which only prove they aren't smart enough to come up with a sensible retort
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 12:26 pm
Mentioning a troll's name is not the same as not ignoring postings by clowns, now is it? then again, there are some who fail to grasp logic, common sense, and context and can only sound like this: duh, der, derder, uh, um, duh, me me me.
arnnatz - September 30, 2012, 12:22 pm
Groucho, don't you love it when people fail to understand american english. If they took the time to put things in proper context (not a liberal trait) and see where I posted the ignore comment, it was a politifake about how to ignore in the forums. Duh!
JGalt - September 30, 2012, 7:14 am
You know its a funny fake when the trolls come out from hiding.
JGalt - September 30, 2012, 7:14 am
Yawn, no signs of intelligent life here.... just trolls in search of Republican victims
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 6:31 am
I had to laugh when you used the term "Man Up".... ................
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 5:08 am
... the type of behaviour I'm describing, is occasionally referred to as 'adulthood'.
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 5:07 am
arnnatz, you keep saying my name. That doesn't quite qualify, as 'ignoring me', lil buddy. Get it together, man, either do what you say you're going to do, or don't say you're going to do it in the first place. I believe...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 5:04 am
Yeah, you're still not going to wager on the outcome, huh? It's ok Groucho, I wouldn't want to put a bet on Romney at this point either.
GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 11:26 pm
I'd say you were too... PErhaps you should look that one up...
romneyisatool - September 29, 2012, 11:09 pm
TRANSLATION(GrouchoMarxist): I'm projecting.
GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 10:24 pm
No... I'd say your lies were quite on par with your level of stupidity... Don't let anyone tell you different.
romneyisatool - September 29, 2012, 10:15 pm
TRANSLATION: My lies are even dumber than moi
arnnatz - September 29, 2012, 9:19 pm
Would you mind pointing out where I said I was ignoring you as opposed to ignoring cranky
romneyisatool - September 29, 2012, 8:25 pm
*YAWN* One second you say you are ignoring me, the next second you're crying like a baby because I hurt your feelings. Make up your mind.LOL Or, wait...TRANSLATION(arnnatz): I know when I'm beat and I don't even bother anymore to hide it...because I can't
GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 2:37 pm
What do I get when Cranky gets his b*** handed to him? =You disappeared for about a week after Wisconsin. Otherwise I get endless strawmen in the comments.. I'll pass
crankyhead - September 29, 2012, 12:32 pm
Groucho, if you think he's lost in a world of make believe, then why don't you take his wager? Nothing says you believe in something more than being willing to wager on it.
GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 11:33 am
Pretty much why Biden's seldom a target... He really doesn't matter much.
GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 11:32 am
Faux here is just another brit or ozzie whose opinion matters not in the real world.
fauxnews - September 29, 2012, 11:07 am
Ever hear the saying, beating a dead horse?
fauxnews - September 29, 2012, 11:07 am
Mate, don't feed the trolls. He's obviously getting to you or you wouldn't reply. You are just making an arse out of yourself. You said you were going to ignore him and you are not. The best reaction is no reaction.
arnnatz - September 29, 2012, 9:32 am
TRANSLATION of your Stupid TRANSLATION: I am a narcissist and nobody else deserves a word unless it's to praise me
GrouchoMarxist - September 29, 2012, 9:01 am
LAst I checked the winner was determined in November... You seem lost in world of make believe... But then... You thought Hope and Change was a jobs plan...
romneyisatool - September 29, 2012, 8:52 am
TRANSLATION: Pisses me off that Romneyisatool is right. He's SO good at proving me wrong. Wish I can be more like him. Wish MY candidate is winning. Oh, I know! I'll rip him off. Maybe this way I can be cool like him. TYPE TYPE TYPE
JGalt - September 29, 2012, 12:33 am
Obama-Turner Overdrive- "Keep on Trolling down the highway"
arnnatz - September 28, 2012, 11:44 pm
TRANSLATION: I can't come up with anything, so I'm going to act like I won the special olympics and just write drivel
romneyisatool - September 28, 2012, 11:30 pm
TRANSLATION: You keep believing those pesky indisputable facts by that liberal network Fox. I'm too scared to refute your arguments. Now, if you excuse me, I have to put a tinfoil hat on so I can communicate with Romney.
JGalt - September 28, 2012, 9:10 pm
Keep drinking the kool aid and the red pills (the Matrix), believing what you want to believe.
romneyisatool - September 28, 2012, 7:59 pm
TRANSLATION: CRAP! Fox news is saying Romney is losing? And he's making fun of losers like me for using the over-sampling argument? Well, at least Obama's 2nd term gives me something new to troll about...
romneyisatool - September 28, 2012, 7:57 pm
TRANSLATION: I know he's right. I hate that Obama is winning and my normal dumb excuses don't apply. CRAP! Well, maybe I will just say something negative and hope no one will notice Obama is PWNING my a$s
JGalt - September 28, 2012, 7:49 pm
freedom of information act- Michelle spent millions on her numerous vacation trips. Check it out. They spent like 3 times more than the royal family...between parties, staff and vacations.
fauxnews - September 28, 2012, 7:03 pm
FOX NEWS host Chris Wallace called right-wing criticism of the polls "craziness" today, a slam against conservatives who are trying are in denial. he said Obama is winning and Romney is Losing & Romney trailing Obama by wide margins & Romney is in trouble
fauxnews - September 28, 2012, 7:03 pm
FOX NEWS host Chris Wallace called right-wing criticism of the polls "craziness" today, a slam against conservatives who are trying are in denial. he said Obama is winning and Romney is Losing & Romney trailing Obama by wide margins & Romney is in trouble
fauxnews - September 28, 2012, 7:03 pm
So NOT true. LMFAO
jaxx - September 28, 2012, 10:43 am
vbattaile - September 28, 2012, 6:52 am
stupid scum b****
vbattaile - September 28, 2012, 6:51 am
ROFLMAO..... so true

WALKER WALKS THE TALK - Obama takes Vacations



REALITY - Vs misplaced priorities

TAGS: speaking of vacations bullets obamanation obamalaise
Rating: 4.2/5

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PapaFox - March 29, 2013, 2:44 pm
As least the Repubs are keeping the rich happy.
JerryC - March 29, 2013, 1:52 pm
You're kidding, right? The word g** is not allowed in the comments?
JerryC - March 29, 2013, 1:51 pm
'Cause we all know if it wasn't for those pesky g** rights people, the Congressional Republicans would repeal the sequester, right?


IT'S YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY - ...do you want to use it on YOUR next vacation or HERS...VOTE NOV 6th

TAGS: mooch obama vacation taxes
Rating: 4/5

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OlderThanDirt - September 21, 2012, 4:19 pm
Only if we get to send her somewhere REALLY nice. I hear that Libya has lovely golf courses....and quality burka shops.

Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines -

THE JOB KILLERS - A True-life Story.

2012 RE-ELECTION KICKOFF - Traditionally quite a bit earlier than usual for a bid, however, I think its smart on his part, you know with all the golf dates and vacations, to get an early running start!

WEDDING DAY - Obama too busy to get an invite, busy working on the spill? No. Jobs? No, Terrorist Threats? No, No fears, "The View", vacationing, golfing, gourmet chefs being flown in, usual aristocratic stuff

CONGRESS ON VACATION... - Congress has bugged out of town 5 weeks before November elections. We don't know their stand on tax cut expirations, nor have Maxine or Charlie had their ethics trials. Priceless- just how they planned it!


STILL ON VACATION - That's ok, Congress, don't worry about the economic impact. We'll remember this next election.

VOTER REPUDIATION HAVE YOU DOWN? - The Cure? Take a $1 Billion Indian vacation with 2,000 of your closest friends, dozens of teleprompters, and 40 jets - all at taxpayer expense.

OBAMA AND THE MERMAID - I think he enjoyed his Christmas vacation in Hawaii


OBAMA'S $200M/DAY VACATION - I don't think he was really listening Tuesday when we voted!

TESTING THE WATERS - Are we seeing the beginnings of Obama's post-presidential career in 2013? (I think he's already read the handwriting on the wall)

PRESIDENTIAL VACATIONS - Can we stop the BS now about the "lazy shiftless" guy?

PRESIDENTIAL MEMOIRS - How to travel lavishly on someone else's dime!

Obama Vacations While Louisiana Drowns -

resting and vacationing- not visiting a red state -

Misleading picture -

The Vacationer-In-Chief -

Clark? Clark! -

TAGS: vacation national lampoon science denial
Rating: 2.67/5

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calron - May 10, 2015, 1:02 am
STOP READING MY MIND OX= *Puts on tin foil hat.*
Oldsod - May 4, 2015, 3:15 pm
One thing we can agree on, faux...poverty sucks. I saw a pontoon boat the other day...just two pontoons, a deck, an engine, and a small "gazebo," that was worth more than my house. Heck, I'd be happy with a canoe...
fauxnews - May 3, 2015, 10:28 pm
Already did.Yeah,my bike's that old :-/ Im cheap, so cheap I'd separate my 2 ply toilet paper to make 2 rolls if my family wouldnt kill me over it X-D They're already pi.ssed at me for trying to make whole milk into 2% by adding water so it'll last longer
OTC - May 3, 2015, 8:54 pm
Shoulda got the extended bike warranty
fauxnews - May 3, 2015, 2:52 pm
Keep it. :-) Have a good one, mate. P.S. Speaking of tinfoil, I'm starting to think my bike is made of the stuff. Second time this month I have to take it into repairs :-/ Another lost weekend *sigh* Catch ya on the flipside bloke
fauxnews - May 3, 2015, 2:50 pm
Nah,mate.That's your bag,remember? ;-) You're the expert.Im just a meat and potatoes science and reason man.I dont believe in conspiracy theories.I accept the science when it tells me something's unequivocal X-D You can be the junk science guy around here
calron - May 3, 2015, 2:25 pm
You wear a tin foil hat to prevent mind reading, you really need to brush up on your conspiracy theories.
rebeccaolsen - May 3, 2015, 2:14 pm
fauxnews - May 3, 2015, 2:03 pm
I'll accept your compliment,backhand and all ;-) haha Thank you, Beck.Been wanting to do one of these for a while.My little Harold Ramis tribute(a dearly departed filmmaker who directed Vacation,also a famous satirist).Have a good morning,mates.Cheers :-)
rebeccaolsen - May 3, 2015, 1:49 pm
Normally, I find your humor to be pretty dumb hun. But this time you nailed it :) Also, I'm probably the last living Chevy Chase fan,as you already know.Despite that - Objectively, can still give this: 5Lions Thank you for the Sunday morning laugh,sweetie
fauxnews - May 3, 2015, 1:41 pm
fauxnews - May 3, 2015, 1:41 pm
calron - May 3, 2015, 1:36 pm
What, no mention of mind probes?
rebeccaolsen - May 3, 2015, 1:15 pm